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Oh...and night two had Zac Posen hosting (some hip fashion designer the crowds were goo goo for - yet I was Zac who?) and a few mediocre celebs like Boris Becker and other Miami hot things I didn't know.
Herein lies the words and images of my chronicles associated with a 9 month "tour of duty" in Miami Beach, Florida; a long ways away from Seattle, WA - both physically and culturally. Said journey commenced in early December 2004. The experiences have shape my core being toward the antithesis of the experience; to embrace those I love far away, to gain knowledge and understanding of myself and to pursue my faith. Pretty cool, eh?
Oh...and night two had Zac Posen hosting (some hip fashion designer the crowds were goo goo for - yet I was Zac who?) and a few mediocre celebs like Boris Becker and other Miami hot things I didn't know.
Iris introduced me to Johnny Turchin last night. Wow, what an interesting dude. This guy is certainly a celebrity in Miami with his $22 Million Dollar house and his infamous parties. Well, that's not really the story...except that Iris and I went to dinner with Johnny, his wife and sweet daughter at Shojis in Miami Beach. When we walked out, Iris offered to drive me to my hotel. Well, we walked out and Iris could NOT find her car. I'm thinking typical 305 chick. Well, we search, and search and roamed the streets of Miami Beach. I snapped the picture shown here. Well, there were no towing signs around...but I told her to call the police to get the towing numbers to just check and see. She said, well....my tabs are expired, they don't tow for that. I said its not likely. Calling...
Then waking up in the morning...never really sure what time it is because how often I travel through, across, over and in between time zones...I looked at my clock and it read 6am. I thought...cool, I have a chance to work out. I went downstairs, through the lobby of the hotel and walked outside - where 4 bell boys issued a warm "good evening" to me. I said..."good morning." Just at that moment, I noticed a very tall black woman with short dress, almost could be called a shirt, and the highest of heels passing by. She was doing the walk of shame at 6am (or was it 3am). Just at the moment when I was stretching my legs before my early AM jog, a van came to a screetching halt...where the door slide open and three young men with plastic cups were woooooing this woman. She ignored them. Now, in plain sight...these gentlemen put the car in reverse and started going backwards to track the woman. Just then an unmarked police car stopped them in their tracks.
May they rest in peace or in piece...whatever! They are as follows: In loving memory...#1) I have a BIG sexy picture of myself on my desk AMY, #2) I'm a regular Botox'er Lisa, #3) I only date hockey players and baseball team owners IRIS, and finally #4) I only date those iris wont PAUL.
Okay...I'm going to make a gross generalization here...but people who are objective about their surroundings will understand my statements to follow.
Arm Lift (Brachioplasty) $5000-6500
Blue Peel $500-700
Botox $200-400 per area (repeat 6 mos)
Breast Augmentation (saline) $5000-6500
Breast Augmentation(silicone) $6000-8000
Breast Lift $5000-6000
Chin or Cheek Implants $3000-4500
Collagen Injection $500-1500
Deep Chemical Peel $3500-5000
Dermabrasion $2000-4000
Eyelid Tuck (upper & lower) $4000-5500
Face Lift $7000-9000
Forehead Lift (Brow Lift) $3500-5000
Hair Removal (Laser) $300-800
Laser (Erbium) $2500-4000
Laser (CO2) $4000-5000
Lip Augmentation $600-2000
Liposuction (1 area) $2500-4500
Liposuction (3 areas) $5500-7000
Liposuction (5 areas) $8000-10,000
Medium Peel $1500-2500
Micro Peel $60-100
Nose Surgery $5000-6000
Pectoral Implants $6000-7000
Permanent Eyeliner $300-1000
Permanent Lip Liner $300-1000
Spider Vein Rx (Laser) $400-1000
Spider Vein Rx (Sclero) $200-500
Tattoo Removal (Laser) $300-800
Tummy Tuck $6000-8000
Men know they need a beautiful woman for community status and personal ego, so they need to communicate they have cash. Guys communicate this by driving more car then they can afford, buying expensive gifts, etc. So needless to day if you are losing wealth and you are losing youth (which are inevitable)...you are nothing here in
Riding around Lake Washington - Seattle, WA - 7/30/05 - 6am


On the north end is the "Frog Pond." Every day this shallow concrete pool is filled with water; providing a venue of endless play for those with short legs. My favorite time is about 1 hour before dusk, when the pond starts to empty. As the last drops of water slowly decline - every kid trys to suck the marrow out of the day by frolicking in what remains.

















